The golden shower trial begins for R. Kelly
Seriously, this is just too easy. It's like Santa Claus arriving at your doorstep on Christmas morning with a bag full of presents and asking you to pick any gift you want. It's bad enough the horrific home video leaked, but he didn't stop there. He even wrote a song about it, which you can see here.
It's hard to believe, but it's been six years since he's committed his golden shower act! In between that time, he's uncomfortably amused us through 22, yes, 22 chapters of "Trapped in the Closet," pissed off Jay-Z and Ne-Yo so much, they kicked him off their tours, and has recently dyed his hair blond, looking like a soft version of Wesley Snipes' character in "Demolition Man."
It's obvious dude needs some serious help, and it'd help if people would stop supporting this fool by buying his music. Let's hope the justice system does not fail us.
Read about actual information regarding the trial here.
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