About the artist:
Born: 8/9/1954 Oakland, California
Died: No, dyed
Favorite color: Meat
Notable achievements: Yes
Marital status: Single but my wife is married
Inspired by: Inspiration
Romantic evening: Long walk on beach followed by short walk on plank
Favorite food: Meat
Did your great-uncle kill a guy?: Yes, with an axe
Favorite pasttime: Last time
Favorite female artist: Patsy Decline
Favorite male artist: Hey, I don’t
swing that way
Favorite movie: Meat Me In St. Louis
Favorite film: plaque
Dislikes: That one guy, over there
Ultimate fantasy: To win on American Idle
Brief history: Hane’s, boxers, Fruit-of-the-Loom, BVD’s, none, boxer-briefs
My life, in a word? Almost, maybe