Hot Club of Willie Phardt

A pair of gypsy jazz fanatics with metal tendencies, Izzie Gonophardt and Willie Phardt team up to pay homage to their king, Django Reinhardt.  When the power of their sedatives wear off, they break into violent frenzies- playing the most illogical and half- crazed form of hair metal.  To seek out lower energy levels, they often take long rides in their tricycles- their most frequent trip is from connecticut to spain, which is where they picked up the latin groove found in many of their songs. Izzie can be found never holding less than a hot dog in each hand (be careful when exposing flames to his sphincters), but Willie Phardt?