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Kalab

Kalab

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Sphere (0:26) Date added: 05/15/04 | Total listens: 182
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Biography

Call it: The Synopsis of

Me

My name is Kalab. I live upon the earth. I write of the World. I write for Word Prostitute™. I write for epopee. I write for me. I write words and space and symbols to define complex-adaptive processes for an intelligence to read and understand and create.

It has been six years since my first book, Delineator, an electric book (ISBN: 0-9728465-0-6), was published and it has been five years since Mischsparche (ISBN: 0-9728465-6-5) was published and it has been four years since the electronic book of poetry, Postulate 3d, was published and 16 months since Lacivious, an electric book (ISBN: 0-9728465-4-9) and Perfect Paper Back (ISBN: 0-9728465-1-4), was published. epode (60 pp.) is complete. I am writing Lassivyous (140 pp.) until 2004 and Lascivious (200 pp.) until 2005 and Demarkation, yellow (300 pp.), until 2006 - 2007 and epos (766 pp.) until 2007 - 2008 and Demarkation, red (234 pp.), until 2008 and Demarkation, blue (232 pp.), until 2009 - 2010 and Demarkation (766 pp.) until 2010 and Tenure In Nod (450 pp.) until 2012 and jaded (2000 pp.) until 2015 and Pastiche (183 pp.) until 2018 and The Empty Ruled Book (200 pp.) until 2020 and Faust (777 pp.) until 2025 and Amorous (60 pp.) until 2031 and Inimical (500 pp.) until 2040 and Oblique (750 pp.) until 2044 and Affluent (500 pp.) until 2048. Mischsprache (35 pp.) and Entropy and Purity (4000 pp.) will be written and complete sometime during the next forty-five years.

The books Delineator, Mischsparche, Demarkation, Lascivious, Postulate 3d, Tenure In Nod, jaded, Pastiche, epos, epode, The Empty Ruled Book, Faust, Amorous, Inimical, Oblique, Mischsprache, Affluent and Purity are axioms of Entropy, too. The synopsis of the axioms will be sent if requested by you.

The books Delineator, Mischsparche and Lacivious were published with Word Prostitute™. Lassivyous will also be published with Word Prostitute™ so I may cum and complete the Lascivious axiom.

The book Postulate 3d was published through me with CDs (but has no ISBN Number assignation). I hope to receive an ISBN for Postulate 3d from Epopee Organization.

The book epos (kalab.epopee.org) is published through the Epopee Organization as Epopee Org-anization grants everyone the right to publish with epopee.

The book epode is complete and epode is poetry so it will, probably, be published by me (because no one seems to want to associate with poetry).

The Empty Ruled Book and Entropy are not fictitious.

Send a post and I will let you look -n- see my Word_Prostitute, epos and Epodos hierarchy.

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