Splamp. Before the dawn of history there lived a peaceful race of nomads. Later that day the spirits of the universe decided to force three luckless barons (Squiddon, Claw & Brucknore) into forming a musical endeavor from which they might never return. The Lumpy Choo Choo Band, a name given by fate and liquid refreshments, was formed and for some time enjoyed a state of fruitfulness before falling prey to big business and the world economy. Since this hellish period the Choo has been in a state of perpetual recreation, pestering mammals, friends and creepy tramps whilst living in a variety of hovels strewn accross the land. Here you are brought their many varying sounds, thoughts and mistakes, from the early days of prosperity through to these dark days of loss and repent. Ker-splooie. With two complete albums, two semi-complete albums and a disturbing number of associated projects the Choo is likely to annoy you to the point of obsession. Beans. In times of need... thelumpychoochooband@hotmail.com